Me: Ethan, who's Joseph Smith?
Ethan: He's a guy that lives down the street in the blue house.
Me: Oh, really? Who told you that?
Me: Well what does he do?
Ethan: He works and goes to restaurants.
Me: What's his favorite restaurant?
Ethan: McDonald's (pronounced Mixdonald's)
Me: Does he go to church?
Ethan: No, he stays home most times.
Me: Does he have any kids?
Ethan: He has lots.
At least he got the last question right.