E: Wow mom! how are you doing that so good?
J: Doing what?
E: Connecting that thing behind your back
J: You mean my bra?
E: I don't know
J: Practice my son, practice
While running errands...
Random Woman: Do you think a child his age should have a cell phone?
J: Are you talking to me?
RW: Yes.
J: Bi@*h you better step off (ok, not really) Oh, you mean his INSULIN PUMP?
RW: Oh, sorry, it looked like a cell phone.
J: Really? I've never seen a cell phone with a thin, long, plastic tube attached to it.
RW: silent
5 comments:
why do other people (usually women) feel that they need to give you their opinion about how you mother? I really hate it!
The other day a lady pulled over from the street because she saw Charlie walking around our house (not in the street) and was concerned for him. She said to me (as I was walking out the door to watch him) "you know this is a busy street?" Well yes, actually I do because I LIVE on it!
ps - how does that look like a cell phone?
Oh booyah lady mind your own business.
Oh NO SHE DID-ANT
BEEEEEOTCH
GET OF OF THAT STATE!!!!!! I am giving you 37 days!!! a few more with time off for GRADUATIOM!!!
Too much time in the dark for that woman! That is all I am sayin . . .
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