After a long day/evening dealing with a very disobedient Ethan....
Me: What does Heavenly Father want you to be? (answer=obedient)
Ethan: A ghost.
Ethan: Heavenly Father wants me to a ghost for Halloween.
Me: I was talking about how he wants you to be obedient.
Ethan: I don't want to be odeebient for Halloween.