Wednesday, August 27, 2008

It's my fault women are hitting on my husband

Last night at dinner...

E: Today, I was getting my teeth cleaned because the hygienist had a cancellation and while she was cleaning my teeth she commented on how smooth my skin was. She wanted to know what kind of moisturizer I used.
J: She already thinks you are way metro, what did you tell her?
E: I just told her I used an aftershave. I didn't want to get into how I exfoliate.
J: So, was she hitting on you or did she really want to know about your skin care?
E: She's married.
J: So. Was she hitting on you?
E: No.
J: Would you know if she was hitting on you?
E: Of course I would know.
J: Really?
E: Jos, it happens everyday.
J: speachless.... IT DOES?
E: Uh huh.
J: What do they say to you?
E: Would you prefer your place or mine?

Now I thought he was kidding around with me until this afternoon's conversation.

Phone rings:

Diane: Hello.
Lady from ward: I was just in Dr. Penrod's office and let me ask you... When did your son get to be so handsome? I mean, he is really handsome. I remember seeing him after his mission, but I don't remember him being so handsome.
D: Oh, well, thank you..?

A lady from the ward is saying this, a married lady, about Diane's married son, to Diane... is that weird?

Phone rings again:

J: Hello
E: Hi.
J: Apparently, (sister ___) wants to have your babies.
E: laughing
J: Eric, I really don't like hearing about all these "supposed" come-ons you are getting.
E: Then I won't tell you about them anymore.
J: (thinking to myself) Is he just saying all this to get me to be nicer to him? Or to have more sex with him? Still thinking... cause I don't know if it will work....
J: So, what do they say to you?
E: Jos, I just tell them no thank you that I am happily married.
J: (no buying it) Right...
E: If YOU would just get me a wedding ring that doesn't bug when I wear gloves it would be fine.
J: Oh, so it's my fault.
E: Yes.
J: If gloves cover said wedding ring then what's the difference?
E: I gotta go... patient is here.
J: Is she ugly?
E: Click.

5 comments:

Annie said...

Thanks for that anecdote. I was in need of a good hefty chuckle.

leigh said...

Eric..."so hot right now!"

~Dan

leigh said...

I'm not sure if that's better or worse that getting hit on by gay guys, which is who hits on dan.

leigh said...

ps - i love it when you blog you and eric conversations.

Mandy said...

That's so funny! I must admit that last week after my mom saw you guys she said..."Josie's husband is really handsome." I guess my mom has a crush too.