Last night at dinner...
E: Today, I was getting my teeth cleaned because the hygienist had a cancellation and while she was cleaning my teeth she commented on how smooth my skin was. She wanted to know what kind of moisturizer I used.
J: She already thinks you are way metro, what did you tell her?
E: I just told her I used an aftershave. I didn't want to get into how I exfoliate.
J: So, was she hitting on you or did she really want to know about your skin care?
E: She's married.
J: So. Was she hitting on you?
J: Would you know if she was hitting on you?
E: Of course I would know.
E: Jos, it happens everyday.
J: speachless.... IT DOES?
E: Uh huh.
J: What do they say to you?
E: Would you prefer your place or mine?
Now I thought he was kidding around with me until this afternoon's conversation.
Lady from ward: I was just in Dr. Penrod's office and let me ask you... When did your son get to be so handsome? I mean, he is really handsome. I remember seeing him after his mission, but I don't remember him being so handsome.
D: Oh, well, thank you..?
A lady from the ward is saying this, a married lady, about Diane's married son, to Diane... is that weird?
Phone rings again:
J: Apparently, (sister ___) wants to have your babies.
J: Eric, I really don't like hearing about all these "supposed" come-ons you are getting.
E: Then I won't tell you about them anymore.
J: (thinking to myself) Is he just saying all this to get me to be nicer to him? Or to have more sex with him? Still thinking... cause I don't know if it will work....
J: So, what do they say to you?
E: Jos, I just tell them no thank you that I am happily married.
J: (no buying it) Right...
E: If YOU would just get me a wedding ring that doesn't bug when I wear gloves it would be fine.
J: Oh, so it's my fault.
J: If gloves cover said wedding ring then what's the difference?
E: I gotta go... patient is here.
J: Is she ugly?