Saturday, February 9, 2008

"I Have(had) A Dream"

In the past week I have had three dreams that I can remember in great detail. Oddly enough, two of the dreams were about me dating other men. The other dream was about Eric cheating on me. What is the deal?

The first dream consisted of me dating Jim Halper. Not, John Krasinski, Jim Halper. There is a difference. I'm not sure how old I was supposed to be in the dream, but I'm assuming late 20's. It was a short dream, nothing more than me showing up to The Office, waiting for him to be finished with work, going out to dinner, and nothing more. He's not even my type. Weird.

The second dream included this man:

For those of you who do not recognize that man this might help:


Although, in the dream I was gratefully dating the real life Javier Bardem, not the psychopathic killer he portrays in the movie No Country for Old Men. Now a days he dates Penelope Cruz, but for a brief moment he was busy charming me! He was very charming I might say. The dream was a lot more unrealistic; living the Hollywood lifestyle, wearing a bikini, eating at expensive restaurants, vacationing in Spain, etc, etc. Halper out, Javier in.

Last nights dream was the worst of the three. Why couldn't I just continue on my streak of dating famous men? Instead, I dreamt about Eric cheating on me. I found out only because I caught him IM someone on his computer about how he "slept with his neighbor last night". Creepy! Revenge ensued - just your basic kicking him out of the house, changing the locks, obtaining a restraining order, getting him arrested when he showed back up to the house - run of the mill I know...

I woke up so furious at about 5:30am. My blood pressure was sky high which prevented me from falling back to sleep. And once I did, I continued to dream about it. Ahhhhh! It all makes sense though, I was dating two other men in previous dreams so Eric decided to do a little dabbling of his own.

7 comments:

amy said...

i had a dream once that Brad Pitt proposed to me! i was pretty bummed to wake up :( funny how dreams can be.

Kenneth said...

Molly has dreams about me being an idiot all the time and every time she gets mad at me when she wakes up. It's not fair!

Tia said...

Josie...I think you totally have a chance with Jim. You guys would make a cute couple.

Andrew and Karly said...

Miss Josie...
Where the H*l^ have you been for the last fiveish years? It was so fun to find your blog on Lindsay's page. HE HE! Your boys are darling (all of them). Keep in touch girl. OH BTW... email me because my blog is private...
karlymellen at msn.com
Karly (Kinnersley) Mellen

renae said...

every time david cheats in my dreams, i wake up TICKED. the first time it happened i was pregnant with owen, and i punched david so hard when i woke up, then cried in the shower for 45 minutes.

i love that you changed the locks, slapped him with a restraining order and had him arrested! LOL!

Derek said...

Hey, double digits to the graduation!!! how exciting

Rod and Kandace said...

I love reading your blogs! Even if I had dreams like that, I couldn't make them sound so funny and entertaining. WHAT IS IN THAT BRAIN OF YOURS?