Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Teacher, my mom says it's not safe to play with shotguns.



"Ok kids, it's time for recess, grab your boots and your jacket because today we are going to play on the playground! It's only 14 degrees out today, nothing like yesterday's 9 degrees. Yikes, it was a rough one yesterday. Don't forget your hats and gloves. Oh, and Ethan, can you grab me the shotgun, it's in the closet with the scissors and construction paper.... I'm gonna hunt me some moose for dinner tonight, it will only take a minute while you kids are getting bundled up. Hopefully, there won't be too much blood, we wouldn't want you kids playing in bloody snow now would we? Are you all set class? Wait until you hear the second shot and then feel free to come out and play."

(eric wants to move to wyoming)

6 comments:

Diane said...

speachless, spinning, , ,

Julie Barnes said...

yikes. are you seriously thinking about it?????? I am always the last to know things...

Kenneth said...

That's my kind of school!!

molly oliver said...

Is that a real story? That is scary, Ethan would be like mom I want to wear my shorts and vans to school. But he liked Milwaukee so who knows.

josieposie said...

No, it's not a real story, I found that picture on the WY school districts website and decided I would create a story of my own to go along with it.

Em said...

HAve you really ever encounter a moose. I will tell you that they are scarier than all get out. They have come at Jaren's mom in Mackey and they are aggressive as hell. You might consider a moose retaining wall at the future homestead.....
Frankly, we are so excited we peed ourselves.
sayers