Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Teacher, my mom says it's not safe to play with shotguns.
"Ok kids, it's time for recess, grab your boots and your jacket because today we are going to play on the playground! It's only 14 degrees out today, nothing like yesterday's 9 degrees. Yikes, it was a rough one yesterday. Don't forget your hats and gloves. Oh, and Ethan, can you grab me the shotgun, it's in the closet with the scissors and construction paper.... I'm gonna hunt me some moose for dinner tonight, it will only take a minute while you kids are getting bundled up. Hopefully, there won't be too much blood, we wouldn't want you kids playing in bloody snow now would we? Are you all set class? Wait until you hear the second shot and then feel free to come out and play."
(eric wants to move to wyoming)
Posted by josieposie at 10:16 PM